cars and what they really mean..
AUDI: Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW: Brings Me Women but Broke My Wallet / Bring More Worries / Bus MRT Walking
FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FORD: Fast Only Rolling Downhill
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable and Inexpensive
SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
10 Commandments of Marriage
10 Commandments of MarriageCommandment 1
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
Commandment 2
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3
Marriage is grand - and divorce is at least 100 grand!
Commandment 4
Married life is very frustrating! In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.
Commandment 5
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.
Commandment 6
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Commandment 7
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you
finish.
Commandment 8
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
Commandment 9
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why the wife treats the husband like toxic waste.
Commandment 10
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
liverpool??
to all my 'liverpool crazy' friends out there.. here is something for you..
weekly visits to our neighbour
i am so looking forward to the trip into malaysia again this afternoon, first to settle the printing of the wedding invitation cards, which really is much much cheaper that if it was done in singapore, then to walk alround shopping areas like 'jusco' or 'chang long'..
this has become like a weekly trip (as far as possible) to me and i really love it because the pace of life, the people and the environment is so unlike urbanised singapore, which i have slowly grown to not like so much as before.. malaysians are more simple minded (although vehicle thefts and robberies are very common in JB) but i was referring to the better part of them..
malaysia here i come, AGAIN!
